Be more like the Bratislava in Europtrip, please.
Not that I was expecting a town with no train station and dogs running around with human body parts in their mouths or to be able to buy a hotel with 10c but I thought it would be at least a little bit dodgy.
Not Eastern-Europey enough, AT ALL! All nice and quaint, with cute markets and amusing t-shirts and a bar with a beer menu bigger than the food menu. It's just not right!
Please fix this, asap.